I hate it when people are at your house and ask,

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“Hey do you have a bathroom?”

-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!

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When your sibling is suddenly nice to you…

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And you’re like, “Who are you?!”;

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When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!

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